TWIN REALMS BATTLE BUDDY PACT

Player 1: Player 2:

WHEREAS both noobs intend to squad up in Twin Realms, and WHEREAS we wish to prevent "big brain plays vs. NPC energy" moments from yeeting our IRL friendship into the sun, we hereby ratify these terms:

ARTICLE I: CLUTCH IMMUNITY All cringe-worthy fails (e.g. falling off map, friendly fire incidents, accidental NFT purchases) shall be classified as strategiccc cinematic moments. Not valid IRL roast material.

ARTICLE II: BLAME ALLOCATION PROTOCOL When sh*t goes down, responsibility shall be assigned to: ☑️ Lag (always) ☑️ Devs' "artistic vision" (flashbang UI) ☑️ Cat/Dog/Chicken keyboard sabotage ☑️ Mercury in Gamer Fuel™

ARTICLE III: NO SUS ZONE If someone pulls a Leeroy Jenkins:

• Zero malding
• No "kys" / "uninstall" / Karen-tier complaints Violators must publicly stan the offender's: ✓ Secret Minecraft building skills ✓ Underrated TikTok dance moves ✓ 200IQ meme curation

ARTICLE IV: VICTORY FLEX CLAUSE Upon unlikely success: Mandatory 5-minute hype sesh featuring:

• At least 1 "POGGERS" moment
• Minimum 3 "carried harder than Amazon Prime" compliments

ARTICLE V: ULTIMATE BRO CODE All in-game betrayals (resource hogging, accidental quest fails, stolen loot) convert to: ➔ IRL friendship XP ➔ Stacking +10% thick skin buff per fail All Twin Realms drama gets Thanos-snapped post-logout

ACTIVATION SPELL: "Your homie has unsent a friend request ❎"

TWIN REALMS BATTLE BUDDY PACT Player 1: Player 2:

WHEREAS both noobs intend to squad up in Twin Realms, and WHEREAS we wish to prevent "big brain plays vs. NPC energy" moments from yeeting our IRL friendship into the sun, we hereby ratify these terms:

ARTICLE I: CLUTCH IMMUNITY All cringe-worthy fails (e.g. falling off map, friendly fire incidents, accidental NFT purchases) shall be classified as strategiccc cinematic moments. Not valid IRL roast material.

ARTICLE II: BLAME ALLOCATION PROTOCOL When sh*t goes down, responsibility shall be assigned to: ☑️ Lag (always) ☑️ Devs' "artistic vision" (flashbang UI) ☑️ Cat/Dog/Chicken keyboard sabotage ☑️ Mercury in Gamer Fuel™

ARTICLE III: NO SUS ZONE If someone pulls a Leeroy Jenkins:

• Zero malding
• No "kys" / "uninstall" / Karen-tier complaints Violators must publicly stan the offender's: ✓ Secret Minecraft building skills ✓ Underrated TikTok dance moves ✓ 200IQ meme curation

ARTICLE IV: VICTORY FLEX CLAUSE Upon unlikely success: Mandatory 5-minute hype sesh featuring:

• At least 1 "POGGERS" moment
• Minimum 3 "carried harder than Amazon Prime" compliments

ARTICLE V: ULTIMATE BRO CODE All in-game betrayals (resource hogging, accidental quest fails, stolen loot) convert to: ➔ IRL friendship XP ➔ Stacking +10% thick skin buff per fail All Twin Realms drama gets Thanos-snapped post-logout

ACTIVATION SPELL: "Your homie has unsent a friend request ❎"