Split Fiction: When "I Hate You" Turns into "I'd Die For You" 🚀🐈⬛

Hey partners-in-crime!

Meet Mio and Zoe—a sci-fi geek who thinks duct tape fixes everything and a fantasy nerd who’d rather argue with dragons than people. They start off hating each other's guts... until a wild machine dumps them into a mashup of their own crazy stories. Now, they're stuck being each other's only hope. Awkward? You bet. Epic? Oh yeah.

The Journey (Prepare for Chaos)

This isn't your grandma's buddy story. You'll:

• Survive Plot Twists That’ll Make Your Head Spin:
• Escape a sun exploding like a cosmic popcorn kernel. ☀️💥
• Challenge a monkey to a dance-off (spoiler: it's got better moves than your TikTok feed). 🐒🕺
• Ride a sandshark because... why not? Just don't ask about the dental plan. 🏄♂️🦈
• Discover "Wait, We Can Do That?!" Powers:
• Unlock wild abilities by literally stepping into each other's imaginations.
• One minute you're ninja-flipping through laser grids, and the next you're sneaking past a grumpy wizard's pet cat (evil side-eye included). 🐱👓

Gameplay That’s as Wild as Your Group Chat

• Teamwork or Bust:
• Pull off combos like Zoe's magic tornado + Mio's hoverboard tricks.
• Fail together: If one of you faceplants into lava, the other gets to roast them (literally and figuratively). 🔥😏
• Genres? We've Got 'Em All:
• Platforming: Jump between floating bookshelves and cyborg cities.
• Stealth: Sneak past robot guards who hate bad puns.
• Puzzles: Outsmart a troll obsessed with reality TV. 📺🧩

Why You’ll Scream "AGAIN!" at 2 AM

• Bonding Over Chaos: Perfect for:
• Couples who argue over takeout choices.
• Siblings are still mad about that one Christmas present.
• Online pals who've never met but share a love of memes.
• Surprises at Every Level:
• Unlock secret abilities (like turning into a sentient cupcake... don't ask). 🧁
• Ride gravity bikes through black holes (helmets optional). 🚴♀️🕳️

From the Makers of It Takes Two

Hazelight Studios (aka the "Relationship Counselors of Gaming") strikes again! Director Josef Fares promises: “If you don't hug someone after playing, we'll cry.”

Ready to Turn "Ugh, You Again?" into "Let’s Save the World!"?

Grab your least annoying human and dive into Split Fiction—$39.99 on Steam, PS5, and Xbox.

P.S. Bring snacks. You'll need energy to argue over whose fault it was when the sandshark eats you. 🍕